Miller’s Penis and Testicle Exhibit

Darren Miller to exhibit his penis and testicles at the Swiss Cottage Gym in London

Miller's penis and testicles are rarely seen in public but recently he has been exposing them to the fresh changing room air on Monday, Wednesday and Friday mornings with the occasional outing on a Sunday.

If you catch him at the right time, you will see Miller stood facing the lockers as he tentatively unfastens his belt, unbuttons his trousers (often fashionable 'denims') and then he will hurriedly lower them along with his underpants (generally a snug fitting trunk) leaving his flaccid penis on display for all to see whilst he scrambles for a towel. If you can tear your eyes away from Darren Miller's penis and testicles you may notice his downturned eyes and expression of solemn concentration as he performs the display.

When asked why he chose now to reveal his penis and testicles, Miller simply furrowed his brow and clutched his towel a little tighter to his damp, trembling body. And he's right; the baring of his penis and testicles should be enigmatic, like Picasso's Guernica... what's that about? Probably nothing.

Rumour has it that Miller often follows the ritual with a shower, allegedly washing the aforementioned penis and testicles with soapy water but we have it on good authority that he does NOT like you to follow him in.

Entry may require the purchase of a gym membership. Expect queues.

All next week, local man Darren Miller will be revealing his penis and testicles in the changing rooms of the Swiss Cottage Gym and everyone's invited! Everyone that is male because the changing rooms are the male changing rooms.